MOVIE DAY!
Don’t you hate it when you have a whole day off from work where you don’t really have to do anything and you wake up at the same time anyway?
Ugh! I hate that. Thankfully that didn’t happen to me today. I slept in! Till 7 a.m.! But it didn’t seem to bother JP who slept in till noon. So while I waited for him to wake up, I read some emails. I can’t believe that from the time I left last night to the next morning there were already 73 new emails. That is just crazy.
With JP awake from my many accidental bed kicks, it was decided that we could do one of two things. We could lay in bed all day or we could go see a movie. I figured that laying bed meant him sleeping and me doing work. So I chose Movie Day!
We went to see Indian Jones and the Last Search for the Lost Crystal Ark of Doom Kingdom or the alternative title Shia LaBeouf Crotch Shots. While I am not a big fan of Shia’s, there still seemed to be an abundant number of times that emphasis was placed on this crotch. There was the scorpion scene and the “too many to count” the branches hit him the crotch scene. It just seemed strange and out of place. Not that I am complaining. While we never get to see his underwear, if they go on sale on Ebay, I am so going to buy them for the Twin. Scorpion Venom and Grass stains included. I hope he got some skid marks.
Speaking of the twin, she is beating a dead horse errr… Petey. Daily she sends me a text or picture mail or a comment about Petey still being dead. She did it today in the middle of the movie. HIGH LAR EE US! Keep ‘em comin’ Sis.
Anyway, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is actually going to be my favorite Indy film. It borrows parts from previous movies and meshes them with a new story line setting up for future films with Shia at the helm. Very nicely done. Somewhat predictable, but it needed to be done to bring the two stars together.
Stop reading here if you are going to see the movie, there are spoilers ahead.
For those that are curious:
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Shia is Henry Jones III
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There are aliens
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There is a crazy bitch
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There are insects galore
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There is a snake
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There are natives
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It’s Russians this time not Nazi’s
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There is an Atomic Bomb
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Indy gets married
All in all a fun time to be had by all. Go see the movie!
And Laura, I will be waiting for your afternoon text/pic mail/comment so that I may have yet another day of misery knowing that Petey is still dead and the freaking angels did nothing to stop it.